Just In Case You Still Haven't Booked Your Summer Vacation

Former NFL/AFL kicker Paul Edinger has a kicking camp in Costa Rica. He named the camp " Kickin It In Costa Rica" where he offers his professional services to young kickers who aspire to be professionals. In Costa Rica.

This story was talked about today on 670 AM in Chicago and according to those hosts, Edinger had (has?) a home in Costa Rica so obviously kickin' it there isn't as absurd as it sounds. Plus, as this blog post from Sun-Times last year told us, Edinger is very entrepreneurial when it comes to placekicking. However, the website appears to be designed by Stephen Glass's brother and the daily itinerary at Paul Edinger's Kickin' It In Costa Rica camp is a little Jack Johnson-y. Oh and [Sic'd]

Sunday Day 1:

Fly into San Jose, Costa Rica on Monday afternoon, Transfers pciks you up and brings you to your hotel, there will be a short orientation, dinner, Sueno(Sleep)

Monday Day 2:

Kicking & Coaching Instruction from 7-10am in Playa Hermosa ,break for lunch till 1pm, surf & Instruction by Professional Costa Rican Surfer 1:30-4pm, Additional Kicking help available from 3-5....

5 Pm starts 30 MINUTE MASSAGE IN Playa Hermosa, Dinner

Tuesday Day 3:

"Same"

Wednesday Day 4:

"Same "

Thursday Day 5:

Day of rest, kicking optional as well as surf Competition(Optional) at 3pm in Playa Esterillos

Friday Day 6:

Kicking Competition at 10am in Playa Hermosa

Saturday Day 7:

Fly Home early morning to Afternoon out of San Jose, Costa Rica

The whole camp costs approximately $900 and as Edinger specifies at the bottom of the itinerary, you're not coming to Playa Hermosa to lounge around — you're there for "KICKING!" You've been warned.

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