Jon Kitna Was Sacked For Your Sins
You just knew that when God finally made his presence known to mankind, it would be to heal a journeyman NFL quarterback's minor head injury. So you Iraqi kids with missing limbs, you're just going to have to wait your turn. Jon Kitna's got to take care of business!
Kitna said that it must have been God that cleared his head during halftime after he received a concussion during the Lions' game with the Vikings on Sunday.
"I've never felt anything like that, and for it to clear up and go right back to as normal as I can be, is nothing short of a miracle," Kitna said. "I just definitely feel the hand of God. That's all it was. You can't explain it."
The good news: Yes Jon, it was God. You were right. The bad news: He was wearing a Fire Millen t-shirt.
Everything to Know About the 2025 NBA Cup Quarterfinals
Next Big Stars in WWE: Watch These 2026 Breakout Stars
The AFC Is Wide Open Heading Into Week 15
Kansas City Chiefs Need Offensive Changes This Offseason
- Eagles vs Chargers Monday Night Football Betting Prediction: Week 14 Bet Picks
- NBA Best Bets Today: Sunday Dec. 7th Top NBA Picks
- Texans vs Chiefs Sunday Night Football Betting Prediction: Week 14 Bet Picks
- Top 10 NFL Player Props for Week 14: Best Bets and Expert Picks
- College Football Conference Championship Best Betting Picks, Predictions
- UFC 323 Betting Picks: Best Bets for the Final ESPN Pay-Per-View
- NBA Best Bets Today: Top Betting Predictions for Friday Dec. 5th

