Irritable Bearded Men Fight At Blue Jackets Game

Two clowns at Tuesday’s Red Wings-Blue Jackets game argued and threw punches at each other before security intervened. It’s unclear what prompted the brawl, but it was most likely very important.

A fan sitting behind the two sensed there would be a fight:

Guess what happened:

Although the guy in the Petr Mrazek jersey was cuffed, he wasn’t charged:

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