In Canada It's Pronounced 'Coonty'

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Yeah...no idea. Let the emailer explain:

Some dude with an unfortunate name who plays for the Rimouski Oceanic of the CHL Currently playing for the Memorial Cup.

Which is insanely complicated

And there you have it.

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Good morning. How's Wednesday? Let's sculpt something massive.