If Tom Cruise Were A Lineman

As obsessive as Madden 2006 players tend to be, we're surprised it took this long to be discovered, but it appears a glitch in the game has Jets offensive lineman Michael King listed as seven inches high. (That's him in the picture, doing a pretty excellent job at blocking a Buccaneer, considering.)

"It wouldn't affect play," [Madden producer Phil Frazier] said. "He would literally look like a little speck. If he was the running back, the ball would be so big he would literally be inside the ball, and the ball would (look like) it was moving around on the ground (on its own)."

In his dreams, by the way, this is how Peyton Manning looks against the Patriots.

Madden Bug Makes NFL Player Tiny [CNET] (via For The Birds]