If It Walks Like A Duck And Whatever This Duck Is Doing To This Poor Man....

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This is all the email says: "Here's a pic of Long Island Ducks mascot Quackerjack and his arch rival." The Long Island Ducks are part of the Atlantic League Of Professional baseball, if you didn't know. Granted this photo of possible mascot-on-human simulated backdoor intercourse is not as graphic as, say, Tyler Thigpen's rear-ending of a skeleton or Andrei Kirilenko slip-sliding a devil, but let's not quibble over details like this on a Sunday morning.

It is Sunday, right?

Anyway. Good morning-ish. Now wake up.