Idiot On The Ice Dons Tutu, Monkey-Shaped Dick Pouch To Run On Rink After Olympic Medal Ceremony

Those who stuck around after the medal ceremony for men’s 1,000m speed skating today were treated to the sight of a rather portly man, clad in a very short pink tutu and a monkey-shaped pouch that held his dick, running on the ice to perform a little dance.

As can be seen in the blurry video below, he waited until he was on the ice to remove his clothes and proceeded to wipe out immediately, but he made a strong recovery and soon was able to get in what seems to be an attempt at fifth position, pictured above. (The feet are all wrong, but he’s on ice, cut him some slack.)

Gold medal in style points.