I Don't Care What the Calendar Says, Today Begins Fall

• 10:00 am — Soccer: Fulham vs. Tottenham Hotspur [FSC] • 11:00 am — Tennis: U.S. Open, Men's and Women's Third Round [CBS] • Noon — Soccer: Manchester United vs. Sunderland [FSC] • Noon — College Football(!!!): UAB at Michigan State (!!!) [ESPN2] • Noon — College Football: East Carolina at Virginia Tech [ESPN] • 3:30 — College Football: Missouri at Illinois [ESPN2] • 3:30 — College Football: Georgia Tech at Notre Dame [NBC] • 3:30 — College Football: Wake Forest at Boston College [ESPN onABC] • 3:30 — College Football: Iowa @ Northern Illinois [ESPNU] • 3:30 — MLB: New York Mets at Atlanta Braves [FOX]

So yeah, it's the opening weekend of college football. This day probably won't suck. Please help to enrich the experience for all of us and contribute to Hugh II: The Nedyssey Continues... by sending your thoughts to our AOL screenname, NCAADeadspin Uh oh, the password provided to me by one "Suss" doesn't seem to be agreeing with me. In the meantime you should email me your thoughts at unsilentmajority@gmail.com. Be sure to include your name (and a link, if you're so inclined) to be accredited, that's how Ned would want it.