I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

We mentioned this briefly the other day, but we figure it probably deserves its own post.

Attending a North Carolina State football game is always fun, particularly the part where you're sprayed with urine. According to the campus newspaper The Technician, overcrowding at newly-refurbished Carter-Finley Stadium has led to many colorful activities in the student section, including fights, ticket forgery and wanton urination in the stands. If you're lucky, the guy in the row above you will simply pee into a popcorn bucket. If not, well, what are those lyrics to Singin' in the Rain, again?

Meanwhile, there's another Lord of the Flies scenario going on over at USC home games, apparently. Ah, college. Fat, drunk and taking a leak on your neighbor is no way to go through life, son.

Overcrowding, Urine Dampen Football Game [Technician Online] Making Football Fun Again [Technician Online] Even 'SC Media Sells Fear [Daily Trojan]