Hunting The Most Dangerous Game Of All: Love

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If we're all going to accept Mutton Bustin' as a sport, then by golly, so is wedding day pre-coital gunplay. From the Wall Street Journal comes this newlywed Chinese couple's military themed wedding. I'm guessing they just watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith, because for a few weeks after that came out, I think we all needed a little firearm foreplay just to get us in the mood.

Obviously more troubling is that the Chinese are no longer content supplanting us as a superpower via the math and science gap among our stupid, stupid schoolchildren. Now they're training their citizens for an operation that should look like Red Dawn 2: Yellow Dawn.

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