Humiliated Redskins Fan Spared Humiliating Death

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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers were just what the doctor ordered for the Washington Redskins and this poor fan (click to enlarge) who could not only not afford a proper grocery bag, but was reduced to threatening suicide to spur his terrible team to victory. I believe that's called "auto-neurotic asphyxiation."

The Skins won and I assume this gentleman is still alive. Unfortunately, he's still a Redskins fan and there's no cure for that.

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P.S. It was either this photo or the LSU lineman throwing up. So you're welcome.

That's Monday morning for you. Time to spread some fear.