Horny 92-Year-Old Woman Couldn't Get A Kiss, So She Got Her Gun

When 92-year-old Helen Staudinger's boytoy neighbor Dwight Bettner refused to kiss her on Monday, she turned her .380 semi-automatic pistol on 'im. She missed, but it's the thought that counts.

Anyway, Dwight's a 53-year-old former cop, and he called the lady a stalker. Helen told the fuzz they had a relationship even though Dwight has made it perfectly clear that he has another ladyfriend. Oh, this all happened in an Ocala, Florida trailer park.

The Smoking Gun was kind enough to post an incident report from the Marion County Sheriff's Office. It says that when lawmen arrived, Helen said she couldn't remember where the gun was, but it was on a living-room end table.

She refused to leave the victim's house until he gave her a kiss. An argument started, and the defendant left the victim's house angry. [Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot.] The defendant seemed very irate about the situation with the victim but calm and lucid about other subjects.

Denied a kiss, woman, 92, charged with shooting neighbor's house [Ocala.com]