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Time to go home. Forgive me. Announcements and such after the jump.

Sorry once again about the technical glitches. Especially you Canadians. It was nothing personal. Also, tomorrow we'll trot out a new columnist to help revitalize the Bad Beats column. So send your depressingly reckless gambling tales to tips@deadspin.com and we'll get it back to normal.

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Oh, and a long shot plea from a reader named Aaron:

A.J. et al-

I just found out that I have two very, very close family friends who were in Haiti when the earthquake hit. I know this isn't really a deadspin thing, but the masses managed to find several deadbeat dads and a chick who looks like a dude from a baseball game, so I figured it's worth a shot. If you could even just throw this link into DUAN at the end of the day or something to get the word out, I'd appreciate it out the wazoo.

I'm looking for any info on a place called Fondwa, Haiti. Anything at all, really, but especially if someone had somehow seen these two people:

Thanks so much. Keep doing what you're doing.

So, yeah.

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Barry will be here soonish.