High School Basketball Player Hits A Buzzer-Beater From Goddamn Neptune 

Prepare for the fourth of the approximately one million buzzer-beaters that will happen this weekend.

Rockridge High was down one to Hales Franciscan when Gentry Whietman fell on his ass with two seconds left, but he somehow got it to Carson Frakes, who hit the game-winner from way way way out. They have St. Joseph-Ogden in the Illinois 2A state title game.

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