Hasheem Thabeet Would Like You To Know He Failed A Drug Test

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This is what Twitter should be used for everyday — mindless pranks and fucking with Vegas. If anything, stuff like this done right could probably move the line off of that -4 it's currently sitting at. [ TheArena]

Good morning. Here's a Kige video from a couple months ago. Even though it's old, it sums everything that's wonderful about Kige Ramsey in 49 seconds.

(Thanks IPartyWithSmoot)