Grown-Ass Men Fighting Over A Baseball Bat, In Extreme Slow Motion

Edwin Encarnación let a bat fly into the stands during the ninth inning Saturday in Texas, and some Rangers fans engaged in some epic and embarrassing struggle in an attempt to take home a very special souvenir. We slowed the footage down for your enjoyment of every participant's role in this true theatre of life.

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