Gronk Wants To Spike Everything, Including Fake Pumpkins

Human Jock Jam Rob Gronkowski went on the NFL Network set after his 113-yard, one-TD performance Thursday night, and there wasn’t a prop he didn’t try and smash. He had to be told that the pumpkins were fake—you’d think Gronk, who CLEARLY spent most Halloweens in his youth smashing pumpkins with the Gronkowski brothers, could spot a real pumpkin—and had no regard for the set while demonstrating proper spiking technique.

Considering the Patriots have Sunday off, what do you think Gronk is going as for Halloween?

[NFL Network]

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