Greetings, Spinheads

It is Saturday. It is February. It is not beach volleyball weather.

Nevertheless, let's try to fill the empty, open space of your weekended minds with magical turns of phrase and haunting images that won't ever go away.

Like this.

I must admit that I'm not a regular reader of Deadspin weekends, so forgive me if today is not your usual batch of lazy afternoon programming. There will be sports, don't worry. I'm sure there will be a few other things as well.

Let's regulate:

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