Greatest Squash Photo Ever Photoshop Contest Was Kind Of Lame

But this one produced a minor chuckle. So congratulations to commenter " Achiever" for earning his gold star. Please send me your real life info so we can also send you shit from our desk. Email is ajd@deadspin.com. Use it.

Check out the rest of the entries right here, if you must.

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