Georgia Lawyer's Local Super Bowl Ad Is Batshit Amazing

During the first local commercial break of last night's Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were treated to something truly incredible. Personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two-minute block of local advertising and aired the masterpiece you see above.

This is without a doubt the most metal commercial for a personal injury lawyer of all time. Oh, the ambulance chaser in your town has some iMovie effects and a nice suit? Jamie Casino's got murder, vengeance, and a flaming sledgehammer. Welcome to Casino's Law, hold on to your fucking dicks.