Franciscan Friar? Or Ochocinco Finding A Great Bargain?

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Remember last year, when Chad Ochocinco lined up outside a Kentucky Best Buy on Black Friday to land his copy of Rock Band 2? He was at it again this year, hitting a Best Buy, a furniture store, and a dollar store (which probably can't mark prices down that much, even on the day after Thanksgiving).

Ochocinco's rich. He could hire someone to go to the store at 2:30 in the morning, which is when this shot was taken. But then he never would have discovered the wonders of the Snuggie for himself. Yes, the Snuggie, the wearable blanket beloved by Midwestern housewives and Brooklyn hipsters alive.

And if you're worried about him losing sleep shopping in advance of today's intra-Ohio showdown, don't be: there's no one on the Browns who can cover him as well as the Snuggie can.

Look At This Snuggie, Only $5.00 [Twitpic]

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