For Your Sunday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

12:30, Speed. Auto Racing. Formula One Racing United States Grand Prix. I don't know what it is that makes all these Prixs so damn Grand. 1:00, TBS. MLB. Orioles @ Braves. Someday, I'm going to buy a TV network and show my favorite team's games all the time. 1:00, ESPM. Golf. Trump Million Dollar Invitational. I'm not sure what this is, but I think you have to be a douchebag to watch it. 3:00, NBC. Golf. U.S. Women's Open Championship, Final Round. Sorenstam and Wie... 3:00, ABC. Golf. Buick Championship, Final Round. ...or Henry, Frazar, Villegas, Moore and Flesch. I'll go with the former. 3:00, CBS. Poker. Intercontinental Poker Championship. This is one long poker tournament. 4:00, CBS. Auto Racing. American Le Mans New England Grand Prix. Another damn Grand Prix. But I think this one is a little Grander, because it has French words in the middle of it. 5:00, CSTV. Women's College Basketball. 2006 Patriot League Tournament, Holy Cross vs. Army. Maggie Dixon. Last game. This might be strange to watch. 6:00, Comedy Central. Movie. Billy Madison. If there is any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp... I am just gonna snap.