For Your Saturday Afternoon Viewing Pleasure...

The Hugh Johnson Project is barreling into you this weekend like a linebacker into Joe Paterno's brittle kneecap. IM your college football thoughts, observations, and wise-ass remarks to DeadspinFootball on the AOL Instant Messenger. And I'm sorry if I can't get back to you... I'm busy organizing a rally because Notre Dame had to suffer the indignity of playing a game that is not on national television. And please don't forget to let me know how you want to be credited (your name, your site, a link, etc., even if you've done it before, because my memory is terrible).

College Football:

12:00, ESPN. Wisconsin @ Iowa. 12:00, ESPN2. Cincinnati @ West Virginia. 12:00, ESPNU. Minnesota @ Michigan State. 12:30, FSN. Baylor @ Oklahoma State. 2:00, Vs. Colorado State @ Utah. 3:30, CBS. South Carolina @ Florida. 3:30, ABC. Nebraska @ Texas A&M or Miami (Fl) @ Maryland or Ohio State @ Northwestern or Cal @ Arizona. 3:30, ESPN. Michigan @ Indiana. 3:30, ESPNU. Kent State @ Virginia Tech. 4:00, CSTV. Notre Dame @ Air Force. 7:00, ESPN2. Tennessee @ Arkansas. 7:00, FSN. Texas Tech @ Oklahoma. 7:00, ESPNU. Duke @ Boston College. 7:45, ESPN. Alabama @ LSU. 8:00, ABC. Wake Forest @ Florida State or Texas @ Kansas State. 8:00, CSTV. UCF @ Memphis. 10:15, FSN. Oregon @ USC.

Other Stuff:

12:00, Fox Soccer. Blackburn Rovers @ Manchester United. You know, Blackburn beat them twice last year. 1:00, CBS. PGA Golf: Merrill Lynch Shootout, Front Nine. They can only play 9 today? Don't stress yourself, boys. 3:30, NBC. NASCAR. Busch Series: Arizona.Travel 200. " Kimberly-Clark's KLEENEX Facial Tissue and VIVA Paper Towels brands will feature a holiday theme on Brewco's No. 27 Ford this weekend in Phoenix and next weekend at Homestead-Miami Speedway. The flashy, holiday, paint scheme is designed to coordinate with package graphics on KLEENEX Facial Tissue and VIVA Paper Towels." Count. Me. IN.