Everyone Should Wear A Suit When They're On The Cover Of A Hot Links Package

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Yes, Vince Young's forays into cased meat sales are not recent, but this photo sent in from a sausage-eyed reader still seemed so...new. It was only yesterday that we saw Vince Young half-bombed at LenDale White's birthday party and today, he's 2 for $5 in a random super market. So Vince Young wears a suit during his hot dog photo shoot but goes with a blazer-buttoned-down combo for LenDale's party and shirtless for a Longhorns reunion? This explains so much.

It's Friday. Gooooood morning. Let's bid farewell to Memphis and, you know, rock the shit. We all went there on business.