Everyone Else Is Really Just Wasting Their Time

mjdeadspin|published: Sun 20th August, 17:55 2006

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I really don't know what to tell you here. It's Tiger Woods, it's Sunday, it's a major tournament, and it's over after the front 9. In fact, it was probably over before he teed off. The man has just been incredible.

The Mets are more likely to lose the NL East than Tiger Woods is to lose this tournament. Jared Lorenzen is more likely to win the NFL's MVP Award than Tiger Woods is to lose this tournament. Mike Cooper is more likely to be hired as a kindergarten teacher than Tiger Woods is to lose this tournament. I don't know how to make it any clearer.

Tiger just finished up his front 9 with a tidy little 32. And not only is he sticking everything, no one else is really making a run. Adam Scott is 5-under on the day, but he started too far back. Mike Weir has been steady and consistent, -2 on the day, and the closest to Tiger right now at four back. Luke Donald... well, Luke Donald just isn't cut out for this sort of thing.

UPDATE: Yeah, he won.

2006 PGA Championship Leaderboard [PGA.com]

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