Eddie Hightower Finds The Nexus Of The Universe In Champaign

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Here's Pete Gaines' favorite whistle-blower, the excitable Eddie Hightower, checking out a replay during Sunday's Michigan State/Illinois match-up. ( Congratulations, Dash.)

Apparently, Mr. Hightower has opened up another portal where he can stare into his own soul. Or in the words of Phog.net: "I think that this just broke the world."

This photo comes courtesy of Mr. Gaines, who drank too much this weekend. Good for him. Let's get this Monday started and plow on through it together. Forever. Never say goodbye...