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This was sent to us with no explanation; perhaps NFL.com put it up when Larry Fitzgerald scored the go-ahead touchdown for the Cardinals late in the fourth quarter. Which means they probably got a few orders. I would have snagged myself the hooded sweatshirt ... nothing keeps you comfortable in winter like the warm embracing fabric of failure.