Deadspin Falls In Love

Meet Jack. Jack is a champion Australian Shepherd. Jack is trying to mate. Jack got a handjob from a veterinarian, and author Josh Dean was there, taking notes. Read »

"I WANT YOU SO BADLY," the scout emailed his sex slave, "My Cock Sucking, Fuck Toy, WHORE, FOREVER!!!!! Please Feel My LOVE ALWAYS and be SAFE! I'll see Nomar Sept 7-10 in NYC vs the Mets." Read »

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