Cubs Fan Jumps For Home Run Ball, Misses It, Removes Shirt, Curses Sky Gods

The Cubs, an extremely good baseball team, are currently beating the hell out of the Pittsburgh Pirates, thanks in part to a three-run dong that old man David Ross jacked in the fifth inning. Ross’s homer was nice, but what we are really here to discuss is this fan:

This is what daytime baseball is all about: getting drunk in the sunshine and removing your shirt when the moment calls for it.