Chris Berman: King Of The Swamp Ass
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap.
You know ,I can't rip on Berman too much for this — everyone knows he sweats a ton — and, I'll be honest, during hot days in July, you could build a koi pond in the bottom of my pants as well. But this was from yesterday's Quail Hollow Championship in Charlotte, where the high temperature was a breeze-filled 80 degrees. He should probably get that thing fixed. (Thanks to Nick K. for the photos and the tip.)
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Good morning. It's Thursday. Destroy.
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