China And David Stern: A Perfect Match

Street and Smith's SportsBusiness Journal reports that the NBA is considering merging with the Chinese Basketball Association. They haven't released any possible terms for the league, but we have a few guesses:

1. All players must be shorter than NBA commissioner David Stern. 2. Not only must Yao Ming play for the Chinese team, but so must Ron Artest. 3. All players must strictly limit themselves to no more than three children. This eliminated any current NBA players from playing in the league.

OK, that's all the jokes we have.

NBA Weighs Venture With Chinese League [SportsBusiness Journal] (subscription required)