Carrie Underwood Isn't Fooling Anyone

• Nobody invited you: American Hero Mike Francesa says he would have "torn the tent down" if they hadn't let him ask follow up questions of Alex Rodriguez. Or maybe he could have just leaned on it. [ Bugs and Cranks]

• No. 2 with a bullet: Is there another player out there trying to fool the recruiting services, a la Kevin Hart? Please refer all questions to my agent. [ Sun Times]

• Or Ben Roethlisberger: Santonio Holmes' Super Bowl gloves were sold for $70,000. Probably to someone in Arizona who wants to choke their bookie. [ Mondesi's House]

• Short shelf life: This URL is only good for another six weeks, so check it out quickly, I guess. [ SpringTraining09.com]

• Obvious: Ozzie Guillen says Bartolo Colon is not a model or a jockey. He his also not a ham sandwich, but ... hey, wait a second ... [ MSF]