Bleacher Seat Almost As Good As Owner's Box

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Mark Cuban was shut out in his futile efforts to buy the Chicago Cubs and now the team officially belongs to someone else. But Major League Baseball can't keep him out of the game forever! Cuban apparently used his massive wealth and valuable connections to score a seat with the Wrigley Field Bleacher Bums this weekend.

A Deadspin Operative reports:

Got these from my brother at the Cub's game today. Cuban rolled into the bleachers at wrigley with a couple dudes. Paid cash to have other fans get him chicago dog's and beers to get around the limits and the whole having to move thing. Apparently swears like a sailor. Awesome.

That's right, kiddo ... you are still an important big shot with lots of money. You'll show them. You'll show them all, won't you?

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