Berman's Not Late, It's The World That's Early

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Didn't a certain portly sports anchor distribute several tongue lashings to underlings who ran around behind the scenes during one of his broadcasts not too long ago? I'm sorry to blow up like this but it's like no one's ever worked on TV here before? Jesus!

Showing up late and disheveled is a great way to get into Ditka's Doghouse.