Barbecue Side Dishes, Ranked

It’s Friday afternoon and it’s rained for 900 consecutive days. Let’s fight about ranking barbecue side dishes. Are you ready? Here we go:

1. Hush puppies

2. Cornbread

3. Baked beans

4. Vinegar slaw

5. White bread/rolls/biscuits

6. Corn on the cob

7. Mac and cheese

8. Collard greens

9. Fries

10. Green Salad

11. Pasta salad

12. Potato salad

13. Succotash

14. Being thrown off a dam

15. Mayo coleslaw

Let’s argue about this a little bit more in this week’s Deadcast, shall we? Also up for discussion: folding underwear, Tim Duncan, easy jobs, peyton for president, leftover salad, pistachios, and more. If you have any tips you’d like to submit the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.