"And What Do You Want For Christmas, Little Girl?"

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It's Boxing Day, which as I learned the hard way last year, does not mean that you get to put on padded gloves and punch your annoying neighbors in the mouth. Who knew?

I have no idea how today is going to go down, or if anyone out there is even going to read this, but we'll all get through it somehow. We'll also be visited by a special weekend friend, who does not drive a sleigh, but I'm told that he does like to wear red pajamas. Yay Fridays!

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