Americans Still Coming To Terms With The Rules Of Victory

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.

The British won the Battle of Bunker Hill.*

*Deadspin editor's note: One distinguished authority on Revolutionary War battles, Wikipedia, calls Bunker Hill a "British Pyrrhic victory," which is fancy talk for "America totally housed their asses." We stand by the Post's assessment. U-S-A! U-S-A!