Look At This Map, America Is The Greatest Country In The World

I probably spent 40 percent of my time in grade school reading those cheap books on either strange local laws or dirty-sounding place names. This map was made for me.

Estately has put together a collection of lewd-sounding American town names, picking the lewdest in each state, but honoring all the runners-up as well. Here’s the complete list. If you need me, I’ll be figuring out how to get to Ballplay.

[ Estately, via the AV Club]