Alshon Jeffery Suggests Revolutionary New Strategy: "We Gotta Score Fucking Touchdowns"
Jeff Roberson/ [object Object] The Bears are 25th in the NFL in the red zone, scoring touchdowns on just 47.37 percent of their trips inside the opposing 20. In yesterday’s loss to the Jaguars, they found the end zone once on four trips, settling for three field goals. In the previous week’s loss at Indianapolis, they settled for four FG attempts against two touchdowns. In related news, the Bears are 1-5. But what if—hear me out here—what if the Bears scored more touchdowns?
Here’s WR Alshon Jeffery one week ago, after the Colts loss:
And here’s Jeffery yesterday, after the Jags loss:
John Fox, Brian Hoyer, Dowell Loggains: Have you tried this??
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