Aim For The Knees, Brett!

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These two men are obviously fans of Wrangler Jeans, but their fighting styles show that they have clearly not learned the lessons taught to them by their hero. When locked in a life or death struggle with a crafty opponent ... you should wait until he's not looking and then hit him in the knees. Man can't stand, he can't fight.

Now some wishy-washy types will try to tell you that such a strategy is "illegal" or "ill-advised" or "endangering another man's career with a pointless preseason block." Don't listen to those people. You play the game to win, even when you're only playing to learn who needs to be cut from the third string. Heck, knocking Eugene Wilson out of commission just makes the Texans job easier!

Favre's illegal block draws mixed reviews [Star Tribune] 'MNF' crew criticizes Brett Favre after controversial block - The Huddle: Football News from the NFL [USA Today] Brett Favre tries to end former Patriots safety Eugene Wilson's season with ugly cheap shot [Examiner]

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