Afternoon Blogdome: You Make Me Want To Be A Better Mascot

Blogdome@deaspin.com is not playing around anymore • Who said it?: "Chief Illiniwek inspired me to be a complete man." This actually explains a lot about a couple of those earlier posts. [ Storming The Floor] • That wasn't supposed to happen: Niagara College scored three shorthanded goals on one penalty kill against Canisius. To be fair, the penalty was for actually killing the other team's goalie. [ Two-Line Pass] • Are they counting Ronnie Woo Woo twice?: News flash: The Chicago Cubs might not be worth $1 billion. Maybe they should have saved some of those home run balls instead of throwing them back. [ Walk Off Walk] • The shot clock makes a great morning alarm: The New Jersey Nets are offering free game tickets to unemployed fans, which is perfect because those folks really need a nice warm place where they can get some sleep. [ Hugging Harold Reynolds] • This changes everything: Holy shit! The Orioles will have slightly different uniforms next year!! The bird has more white in it!!! Try and stop us now, you Blue Jay motherfuckers!!!! [ Examiner] • And his mother's nose: You know, now that I think about it ... Al Horford does have nice eyelashes. [ Sports Culture]