Afternoon Blogdome: Fat Guy Dancing! Fat Guy Dancing!

Send your tips to Blogdome@deadspin.com. Unless you think you're better than me. You think you're better than me? • "I like to move it move it": Hey, he may be a big guy and his moves need some work ... but you just got served. [ College Game Balls] • Maybe keep him away from knives: What would you pay to have Charles Oakley cook you dinner in your own home? Are you going to tell him the potatoes are a little lumpy? [ eBay] • Refereeing: You're doing it wrong: Seriously, what is with all the egregiously bad calls this year? We are a nation of laws, not men! [ Black Sports Online] • Everything's better in GIFs: Can you really call it a cheap shot when a guy is just standing on the side and drops a player when he's 10 yards out of bounds? Oh, that is a cheap shot? Ok, then. [ Lt. Winslow] • How could Regis let this happen?: What's that? You want some new nightmare fuel? Well, why didn't you say so?! [ Epic Carnival